This is a parody of eminems song stan
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*Including lyrics

Verse #1
Dear santa, I heard you had elves that make toys
Then on christmas you give presents to all the girls and boys
My name is Antonio, and I think that i'm a nice kid
I've been good all year, you can check the naughty or nice list
I listen to my mommy and obey all her rules
You know, I even get good grades in school
I do all my chores every day of the week
And sometimes I help old ladies cross the street
I wrote you last year but you probably didnt get the letter
I'm a year older and my handwriting has gotten better
I'm almost positive your going to get it this time
Because I even got help writing it out with my mom
I wrotes a christmas list on the back...its not much
All I really want is a G I Joe and a Tonka truck
I can't wait to look under the christmas tree
And I'l make sure I'l leave out some milk and cookies

Verse #2
I wrote you last year and I still didnt get any toys
But I can't say that same about all the other girls and boys
My friend said he had 5 different gifts
I was the only person on my block that was missed
I know you got the letter, i'm almost certain
because I know wrote the adress on it perfect
I'm not angry at you..I'm alttle upset
Because i didnt get a g i joe or a truck yet
I don't blame you, You probably flew over my house
Alot of ppl joke and say it too small for a mouse
You probably missed my house by accident...It seems fair
My house is made of brick and out front is a beach chair
Or it could be because Ie dont have a chimney on the rooftop
I'l make sure I leave frontdoor unlocked
I can't wait for christmas, no one will be excited then me
And I'l make sure i leave out some milk and cookies

Verse #3
This is my third year and i still didnt get jack
If i ever see you in the mall again you will get slapped
I went downstairs and looked under the christmas tree
I didnt see shit, all the kids picked at me
This is so wrong and all I ever did was do right
I never cursed, misbehaved or even start a food fight!
I'm gonna kill Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen
Then come back later for Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen
I didnt get anot toys because my mom don't have cash
You not getting any cookies from me f***ing fatass
Tell me what did i ever do that was bad
I gave you 3 freaking years and this one was your last
See Santa you just dug yourself in a big hole
All I got to say is f*** you and everybody i the north pole
You didn't even get my little sister a toy, you don't respect us
I would of been happy with a boardgame like checkers
Get stuck in my chimney
Start to suffocate and cry about it
Get some wood
l burn you alive until you die about it
See Santa, "shut up trick"
I'm trying to talk
You hear that..guess who? thats your wife mrs. clause
It feels like I got played around
This time your jolly ass going down
You see you messed up big
now I got to go
Say good bye to your wife because she's a ho ho ho